The Woke Brigade
Hose down the woke before Chief Clive's gammon and eggs are ready.
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About The Woke Brigade
The Woke Brigade is a satirical firefighting arcade game. Chief Clive, the self-appointed Chief Fire Officer of a volunteer brigade, is convinced woke is on fire all over the high street: oat milk, bike lanes, herbal tea, men in pink shirts and feelings. Hose down the fires before nine are burning at once, earn gammon for every one you put out, and grab the smashed avocado for a turbo hose Clive will deny enjoying. Meanwhile, the actual town quietly falls apart behind you.
How to play The Woke Brigade
- Press Ring the bell to start your shift.
- Hold down on a fire to hose it, and drag to aim.
- Your water runs out, so let go to let it refill.
- Fires grow, and big ones spread. Nine at once and woke wins.
- Tap the smashed avocado when it appears for seven seconds of unlimited, double-strength hose.
- Last 75 seconds and Chief Clive gets his tea.
Tips
Hit fires while they're small, because big ones take far longer to put out and start spreading. Save the avocado for when several fires are raging at once.
